Set Up Like A Deck Of Cards

When we were in NYC, we realised that I walk about twice as fast as my friends, so it became a thing that I would just walk ahead and wait at the next corner for everyone else to catch up.

For geography geeks, this is walking north on Madison between 37th and 38th street. I even found the Google Street View of that nails and tanning sign on the left. I did this by knowing where we ate when I wore the shirt I’m wearing in the photo and re-tracing our steps in Google Maps. This is the kind of thing I do on Friday nights.

Today, when I was trying on glasses, I was complimented for the spots on my irises. I don’t know, but she was female, so I’ll take it.

If biometric security takes off, this post is really going to screw me.

Holiday Hat

The ridiculous weather in DC (the hottest it’s been since the 1920s, apparently) meant that my pasty ass needed a hat, so I bought a trilby in Union Station and kind of fell in love with it.

I’ll probably never wear it again, though.

I wasn’t sure if taking a photo of the United Nations Secretariat Building through a tree would make it look arty or crap. I’m still not sure.

Top of the Empire State Building. It’s alright, I guess…

No I don’t. And it wasn’t ever mentioned when the room was booked.

My friends called me at 11pm and played a baby crying noise down the phone at me.

Bastards.