Is ‘rope’ a type of cloud?
Also, can anyone else see a cat’s face in the cloud in the middle?
Therapist: I’ll start by commending you guys for taking the initiative to help Frank.
Dennis: Yeah, we’re caring people. That’s our nature.
Therapist: What’s Frank struggling with the most right now?
Dee: Oo, he is trying to bang our aunt.
Dennis: That’s the big one.
Therapist: These things deal more with drug and alcohol abuse.
Dee: Mmhm.
Dennis: Drugs and alcohol are rolled up into what we’re talking about here.
Therapist: So he does have a drinking problem?
Charlie: Oh, big time, big time. But if I’m being honest, my problem’s less of the fact that he’s drinking, more that he’s doing it without me. Then I start thinking, “What’s wrong with me? Am I not fun to drink with?”
Dennis: Aw, no, no. Don’t do that to yourself. No, you’re plenty of fun to drink with. Trust me, Charlie. You get really, really drunk and then you get reckless and it’s a lot of fun.
Dee: So how do we go about doing this? Do we ambush him and then sort of berate him into becoming the guy we wanna.. be around.. or?
Therapist: No, no. You certainly don’t berate him. He needs to know you’re coming from a place of love and concern.
Dennis: Mn-nh. Too soft. I think we should come at him with an iron fist and crush him into submission.
Charlie: Right, right. And you know if we’re taking that approach, you might want to be armed at this intervention.
Therapist: Why would I need to be armed?
Charlie: Well, Frank’s usually carrying a little gun around and he doesn’t really hesitate to use it.
Dennis: Yeah. You know what? Have the gun out and ready to rock.
Charlie: Yeah, yeah. In fact, we’ll all have guns.
Dee: It’s just safer!
Charlie: You know what, if we maybe ambushed Frank with a net or some kind of rope device, the gun will maybe drop out of his waist belt—
Dee: You wanna bring him in in a net?
Dennis: That could get awkward, I’d say just—
Dee: Bring the gun.
Charlie: I don’t wanna get shot so just bring a gun, will ya?
Dennis: Bring a gun.
Therapist: … You know, I do offer group therapy.
Charlie: …yeah… okay…
Dennis: What are you doing? What is that?
Dee: What is this? What is this you’re doing?
Therapist: With all due respect, you’re talking about bringing guns to an intervention and you’re drinking wine out of a soda can.
Dee: Yeah.
Dennis: You put wine in the soda can?
Dee: You didn’t know, did you?
Charlie: Ohhh, you stole Frank’s idea. It’s a good idea.
Dee: Yeah yeah. It actually is a pretty good one.
Charlie: The man’s got great ideas—
Dee: He’s a smart man! That’s not what we’re here about.
Charlie: But I do feel like she just tried to intervention on us.
Dennis: Did you try to intervene on us? Is that what that was?
I also have Safari, iTunes and Tweetie open.
What the hell?
The Wire — Season 5 Opening Scene
“The bigger the lie, the more they believe.”
I’m going to work my way through the fifth series again. It seems to be most people’s least favourite, but I love the journalism theme/setting of it.
This opening scene isn’t actually related to that aspect of, although it does let Bunk tell you what the overarching theme of the series will be. Plus, it cracks me up.
Contains language. Obviously.
RDTR
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Wine in a can!
Jenson Button parks in the wrong place — Monaco Grand Prix 2009
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Possibly my favourite* moment of the 2009 Formula 1 season was after the Monaco Grand Prix. Jenson Button, the winner, ended up parking with the rest of the field instead of in the podium section and had to run all the way back along the pit straight to take his place on the podium. This is the start of his run. He celebrated all the way, though, and loved every second of it.
*The other contender would be Button’s “Let’s go! Let’s go!” shout over the radio, after finally getting past Kobayashi in the Brazilian Grand Prix.
