Set Up Like A
Deck Of Cards

In a bar / I'm a loser

• Me: Hey, there's that girl.
• Friend: Who?
• Me: That girl. From a few weeks ago.
• Friend: Where?
• Me: Behind you, to the right.
• Friend: Where?
• Me: If I'm 0, she's at like...120°.
• Friend: What!?
• Waitress: Use a clock!