Lull. Lull! That word ‘lull’ has too many L’s in it, goddammn it. ‘Lull’ is almost all L’s. L-U-L-L. Thank god for that ‘U’ — it breaks shit up. ‘L’ is one letter away from being four L’s in a…wait, what…thought I had a concept there and then I realised, ‘no, you do not!’ You see, some of these jokes need work. They’re like half-there. Unfortunately, you fuckers had to…miss out on the…good half?
Mitch Hedberg