Set Up Like A Deck Of Cards

soxiam:

let the record show that i for one welcome our new overlords who can dribble faster than allen iverson while giving us the finger.

carlosdanger:

we are fucked

As far as I’m concerned, all of the world’s resources must immediately be pointed towards mastering time travel, so that someone can go back and put an end to this before it, you know, gets out of hand.

Also, the rice and tweezers bit is ace.