Set Up Like A Deck Of Cards

Life’s a bitch

I always try to take a late lunch break because:

a) I love short afternoons/hate long afternoons;

b) I’m most productive between around 11am-2pm, and I don’t want to get in the way of that.

But that means that, by the time I get to the sandwich shop, I have to choose from what’s left, instead of what I want.

Oh God, why do you hate me so?