A telephone conversation I had today.
- Me: Hello.
- Them: Hi, it's Dave from the van rental place.
- Me: Errr...hi?
- Them: Yeah, it's about the van you're renting this weekend.
- Me: Sorry mate, you've got the wrong number.
- Them: Is this xxxxxx?
- Me: Yeah, that's my number, but I'm not renting any van.
- Them: Well, this is the contact number on the form.
- Me: Okay, but this has got nothing to do with me. I'm not renting a van this weekend.
- Them: Are you sure?
- Me: Yes!
- Them: Okay, so what's your name?
- Me: Why?
- Them: It's about the van you're renting.
- Me: Yeah, I'm not renting any van. You've got the wrong number.
- Them: Okay, so what's your name?
- Me: Nah, mate. I don't know who you are.
- Them: It's Dave. From the van rental place.
- Me: Alright then. Bye. *click*
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