Sonic just scared me
I just kicked a hedgehog outside our house, but not on purpose. I heard a rustling and went to walk round the corner to investigate and my left foot hit something bristly.
I screamed “Fuck!” in a really manly, high-pitched way as I jumped away and then when I looked back, I could just make out this little ball of spines in the moonlight.
I went to take a photo with my phone but then realised that it was inside charging.
When I took a step closer, it took off and I realised that some hedgehogs might actually be as fast as Sonic. I always thought they were slow-moving, but this thing was fricking fast.
