I’m a mumbler. If I’m walking with a friend and I say something, he won’t hear me. He’ll say “What?”. So I’ll say it again but once again he doesn’t hear me, so he says “What?”. But really, it’s just some insignificant shit that I’m saying, but now I’m yelling “That tree is far away!
Mitch Hedberg
Mumblers of the world, unite.
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