Theft of 99 cent roll of toilet paper lands woman in jail
Defending counsel is confident that her record will be wiped clean.The defendant, a compulsive thief, had told herself her long, dark streak would end with this roll of toilet paper.Woman claims she didn’t see the Charmin taking one roll and does not understand why the DA would sewer.
The prosecution’s case is centred around an apparent admission of the crime the police found in the defendant’s diarrhoea, which was hidden under her mattress.
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