Truck full of light bulbs hijacked in California
Police are still baffled as to exactly watt happened.
Truck driver Phil, a mentor to many of the younger drivers in the company, was said to be incandescent with rage after the incident.
I'm Mark (33/m/uk) and this is just a bunch of stuff.
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Police are still baffled as to exactly watt happened.
Truck driver Phil, a mentor to many of the younger drivers in the company, was said to be incandescent with rage after the incident.
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Jesus, how many policemen does it take to plug in the clues? They must be pretty burnt out.
“Oh well,” said the chairman of the company. “Prospects for a gold Energy Star were rather dim.”
“Don’t these crooks know there’s a recession on?” wailed Phil. ”Nuh-uh. It’s like, ‘screw you’!”
The prospect of increased crime rates on the nation’s highways lumens large on the horizon.
Insiders at the manufacturing company argued over how many perpetrators it took to pull off this bright idea, but the...
This dark act of theft was inspired by those lacking brightness.
Truck driver Phil, a mentor...many of the younger drivers in the company, was said to be...
Someone’s probably had a bright idea about the cause, but the police
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