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Truck full of light bulbs hijacked in California

up-schist-creek:

Police are still baffled as to exactly watt happened.

Truck driver Phil, a mentor to many of the younger drivers in the company, was said to be incandescent with rage after the incident.

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  1. pambeckman reblogged this from enteekaygee and added:
    wooliebear:jhnbrssndn:up-schist-creek:un:setuplikeadeckofcards:up-schist-creek:...Police...
  2. enteekaygee reblogged this from wooliebear and added:
    Jesus, how many policemen does it take to plug in the clues? They must be pretty burnt out.
  3. wooliebear reblogged this from jhnbrssndn and added:
    “Oh well,” said the chairman of the company. “Prospects for a gold Energy Star were rather dim.”
  4. jhnbrssndn reblogged this from up-schist-creek and added:
    “Don’t these crooks know there’s a recession on?” wailed Phil. ”Nuh-uh. It’s like, ‘screw you’!”
  5. up-schist-creek reblogged this from un and added:
    The prospect of increased crime rates on the nation’s highways lumens large on the horizon.
  6. doyoulikemymask reblogged this from un and added:
    Insiders at the manufacturing company argued over how many perpetrators it took to pull off this bright idea, but the...
  7. un reblogged this from setuplikeadeckofcards and added:
    This dark act of theft was inspired by those lacking brightness.
  8. setuplikeadeckofcards reblogged this from up-schist-creek and added:
    Truck driver Phil, a mentor...many of the younger drivers in the company, was said to be...
  9. kbkarma reblogged this from up-schist-creek and added:
    Someone’s probably had a bright idea about the cause, but the police
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