Set Up Like A
Deck Of Cards

up-schist-creek:

pterodactyls:

up-schist-creek:

But truly, no dollar amount can espresso the true value of his ability.

Wow, that’s a latte cash. What are the grounds for the insurance claim? What if he’s found to have bean lying?

I’ll have to let those questions percolate in my head a bit, lest I be accused au lait-ziness in my thinking.

Experts say they’ve never known a body part to be insured for so mocha.  “This really,” said one industry insider, quoted in the The Star, “bucks the trend”.